Arhīvs priekš Septembris, 2013

The worst pickup lines ever? Part 1

Posted: Septembris 13, 2013 in Citāti

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore….my face should be among them.

Me: Are you an Archaeologist?
Her: why do you ask?
Me: I have a bone that needs to be examined

to a female Sargent…   I’d get down and give ya twenty,but i have only got 8.

The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Hey baby lets play army I’ll lay down you can blow me up.

I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

Is your name Gillette? …because you’re the best a man can get.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let’s go screw.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you’ll be screaming it all night long.


Rozā brilles

Posted: Septembris 10, 2013 in lirika

Es pārdodu rozā brilles

Kilogramiem un tonnām.
Un izpūšu pienenes
Par godu primadonnām.
Es satveru vakardienu
Maigi savā plaukstā,
Līdz brīdim, kad vienu
Soli vēl speru augstāk.
Es izskūpstu asaras
No Tavām acīm
Es Tevi mīlu jau kopš vasaras,
Ko gan tur vairāk sacīt?